Post the funniest thing you read today on Discogs
Started by punxtr over 15 years ago, 20936 replies
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Are these topics allowed?
Anyway, I found this gem a while ago: http://www.discogs.sie.com/history?release=2222393#latest
"Please ass the style"
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pastysurprise
best ANV:
http://www.discogs.sie.com/artist/Al+Capps?anv=All+Capps
Would have been even funnier if it was ALL CAPPS ;p -
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http://www.discogs.sie.com/history?release=131810#latest
"Better image. Are you ok!? Thx!" -
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punxtr
Amazing
Thanks, that was a crazy typo I did while typing too fast. I hope that more people do enjoy assing the style :D -
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sanberg101
people do enjoy assing the style
Not as bad as har-assing other s!
Kergillian
ALL CAPPS
...bound to happen
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ahlbomper
http://www.discogs.sie.com/history?release=131810#latest
"Better image. Are you ok!? Thx!"
This is just great.
I really hope nobody got a heart attack after looking at such amazing image quality. I hope everyone is ok. -
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Funny enough, I think I did ass the style not too long ago... I wouldn't vote Correct on a sub that had a redundant style. That's my definition. Paying too much attention to the style. -
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http://www.discogs.sie.com/history?release=250126#latest
This guy seemed to have a mental breakdown yesterday and went through a big chunk of my subs/edits leaving similarily hilarious comments to every one. -
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StaticGuru
http://www.discogs.sie.com/history?release=250126#latest
i think he's referring to the AA side.
the other comments i saw was all something with "no links in notes". that's probably just a guideline misunderstanding.
& then he got a bit obsessive (of course that could never happen to any of us) -
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"Discogs present system of adding a number to simmilar named artists and record labels is not useful - Far better to add a country of city for easier differentiation in a lists of simmilars..."
The rest of the submission is also quite the gem. A clear case of CIP. -
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punxtr
I wouldn't vote Correct on a sub that had a redundant style.
lol, I don't think the use of Jazz-Rock was redundant in that case ;-) -
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Perhaps Jazz-Rock is such a unique style it simply cannot be just a mix of Jazz and Rock genres? -
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that's because the plus sign is omitted in that field -
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i know (poor leaver. lucky receiver)
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Q: "Just noticed; is this a duplicate of Electric Light Orchestra - Discovery ?"
A: "It does look like they should be merged but I don't think I have enough privileges to do this." -
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Is this review funny?
I can't tell if it's today's funniest thing or not. -
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^That's the funniest thing you read today? Please, stay focused in my topic. -
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http://www.discogs.sie.com/help/forums/topic/210445#2614762
Mrzigzac
could Mrzigzac_cd be a totaly different person. Or not? -
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Forum title:
Don't know how to post this record to discogs -
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punxtr
Please, stay focused in my topic.
That's the funniest thing I've read on Discogs today!!! -
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Are you inebriated? This isn't VLV... -
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Golly gee, I just got my very first review! -
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StaticGuru
Golly gee, I just got my very first review!
It's rare to see such crafted eloquence. I would frame it soon because such beauty cannot be contained. -
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_kerry
It's rare to see such crafted eloquence. I would frame it soon because such beauty cannot be contained.
LOL -
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StaticGuru
Golly gee, I just got my very first review!
_kerry
It's rare to see such crafted eloquence. I would frame it soon because such beauty cannot be contained.
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StaticGuru
my very first review
r = 1.Ten levels higher 2.Conquers of the world
pls, for the sake of world peace, i'm hoping noone will ever report this "jurk"..
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[quote=Mr.Mystery][/quote]
It needs an intro:
e-|-------||---------------------|---------------------||
B-|-------||-----5--------5------|----5--------5-------||
G-|-------||:------7--------7----|------7--------7----:||
D-|-------||:--6--------6--------|--6--------6--------:||
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Such beauty brings tears to my eyes. -
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StaticGuru
Golly gee, I just got my very first review!
lol, you should leave that there for the publicity factor. :) -
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Should we blame the Internet, or the individual? http://www.discogs.sie.com/groups/topic/210477 -
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StaticGuru
It's not a review; it's a discussion.
Golly gee, I just got my very first review!
I've reported some brief items that I figured were reviews, and received a message from Discogs that some of the reported bits are actually discussions.
The difference:
reviews read 'review by' before the id; discussions have no identifier.
Review example:
http://www.discogs.sie.com/Little-T-Seven-Years-Old-/release/1846603
Discussion example:
http://www.discogs.sie.com/artist/Nikolai+Rasimus
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8m2stereo
That release was added by the same that posted the discussion/review thing on Nikolai Rasimus.
pls, for the sake of world peace, i'm hoping noone will ever report this "jurk"..
Also, that has 2 copies of the release listed for sale:
http://www.discogs.sie.com/sell/list?release_id=2257103&ev=rb
"Media Condition: Very Good Plus (VG+)
Sleeve Condition: Very Good Plus (VG+)
Ships From: Sweden
Comments: Come on feel the noice girls rock you boys"
Legit or fake?!? -
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Removal Pending i agree with the absolute knowledge of those in the know as well as that of the discogs software and gladly remove all suggestions -
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After seeing sleeve pic, Track 1 raised a smile here Sigur Rós - Með Suð Í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust
(What's the Argentinian translation for "...digook"?) -
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A lot of these have been funny comments, but I had never seen these submissions until today, pretty silly:
Unreleased Discogs Angst
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"Tricked me ...!!!! I ordered a hard style electro and SEND AND RECORDS OF WHITNEY HOUSTON ...!!!!!"
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Ah, the ol' Whitney scam. Works every time. :) -
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TechElec
Hi kids. Sorry about the delay ing in, had to deal with some bloody annoying goats on my bridge.
*@$%ING GOATS! They do my head in too... -
ahlbomper edited over 15 years ago
swagski
After seeing sleeve pic, Track 1 raised a smile here Sigur Rós - Með Suð Í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust
(What's the Argentinian translation for "...digook"?)
i think that 1 goes over most heads (incl. mine)
did you think in danish when you read from the sleeve, & english reading A1 title ? - med sut i enrum... gobble di gook.
(probably not, but my best guess at this point)
google detects Gobbledigook as icelandic, but don't translate it. -
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The email i just received saying someone's made an offer of 0.10 on one of my items for sale. -
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Jayfive
The email i just received saying someone's made an offer of 0.10 on one of my items for sale.
I'll give you .11 and not a penny more. =P -
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Jayfive
The email i just received saying someone's made an offer of 0.10 on one of my items for sale.
Then why bother to acccept "offers" you leave yourself open to this abuse/insult. Stick to your prices, whether or not it is above median or not
These tossers that offer this sort of price are w***ers who do not deserve a reply.
Do NOT offer the "make offer" option. it only opens you to insults like this.
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Jayfive edited over 15 years ago
Im more than happy to take offers, this is the first offer of this sort ive ever had.
Median? Meh. I go by what the items selling for on amazon. I have to really as most of what im putting up for sale is new to the database.
Oh and did I mention the item is only 0.99 to start with? ;) -
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"Bahcode"
A southern U.S. pronunciation brought to Discogs, LOL. -
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*blush*
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I wasn't picking on anyone in particular. Honestly, I wasn't.
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caitlynmaire
I wasn't picking on anyone in particular. Honestly, I wasn't.
Bahcode. -
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cannymusic
That's
the "make offer" option. it only opens you to insults like this.
not the "only" thing.
It can and does allow a seller to make more sales than might otherwise be made.
caitlynmaire
Sheep-ish.
Bahcode
List
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auboisdormant
*blush*
LOL
So, mirva, does this mean you are from the South of Finland?
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8m2stereo edited over 15 years ago
after moderation pointing out several wrong artists used subber removes all credits:
"Since they were wrong removal is not so bad. I look forward to read the correct data, hopefully posted by you." -
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8m2stereo
"Since they were wrong removal is not so bad. I look forward to read the correct data, hopefully posted by you."
*paume de visage* -
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Removal Pending - there is a lack -
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ahlbomper
i think that 1 goes over most heads (incl. mine)
I'm obviously the only one with a dirty mind and a penchant for sexual slang.
I'm tempted, but I won't explain ;)
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http://www.discogs.sie.com/reviews?artist=Luke+Moses
On another note, that Mr.Mystery guy is really great. And I'm not biased at all. -
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caitlynmaire
So, mirva, does this mean you are from the South of Finland?
No, I'm not from South of Finland. I just ire the southern US accent, and try achieve the eloquence their speech has in my every day life. -
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auboisdormant
I just ire the southern US accent
that's the funniest thing I read today here by a long stretch... -
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auboisdormant
I just ire the southern US accent, and try achieve the eloquence their speech has in my every day life.
LOL. Great response!
marcelrecords
that's the funniest thing I read today here by a long stretch...
It is. I live in the South and I am very glad I still sound like a Yankee :)
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double-happiness
http://www.discogs.sie.com/viewimages?artist=Luke+Moses
lolz
And just as I thought it couldn't get any better:
http://www.discogs.sie.com//lukemosesuk -
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StaticGuru
And just as I thought it couldn't get any better:
epic profile ?
the edited review is even nicer.
(EDIT: or rather the comment. i'll just pretend it's a review because it has that quality) -
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/southeastwales/hi/people_and_places/music/newsid_8365000/8365073.stm
Oh bless, hes only like 15 -
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ahlbomper
rather the comment. i'll just pretend it's a review because it has that quality
It's is a review: Luke Moses Review by lukemosesuk
Thus, it can be reported. -
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Jayfive
hes only like 15
Have you listened to the track? 'He' sounds like 'she':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3MHvIBUINA
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caitlynmaire
Great response!
Southern US has a special place in my heart. ;) -
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Only a minor typo but after telling someone i'd get back to them about a shipping price i got the reply......
Ok, thank you :). I'll be waiting for your massage.
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To: Jayfive Date: 29-Apr-10 11:22 PM
Subject: New Order #47972-xxxx, xxxx + 3 more items
You have a new order via Discogs!
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To: Buyer Date: 30-Apr-10 09:50 AM
Subject: Discogs Order #47972-xxxx, xxxx + 3 more items
Seller changed status from New Order to Buyer ed
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To: j.a.a.y.k.a.a.y. Date: 06-May-10 03:08 AM
Subject: Discogs Order #47972-xxxx, xxxx + 3 more items
Seller changed status from Buyer ed to Cancelled (Non-Paying Buyer)
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To: Jayfive Date: 11-May-10 01:58 PM
Subject: Discogs Order #47972-xxxx, xxxx + 3 more items
pls dont cancel my order . Am still interested .
Thanks.
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Buyer's current :
12.5% positive (8)
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ahlbomper edited over 15 years ago
ahlbomper
Mr.Mystery
http://www.discogs.sie.com/reviews?artist=Luke+Moses
i like it.
poor guy. now 23 has disagreed with the review.
both before & after he edited it.
why don't the agree/disagree disappear when it's edited ?
maybe an (optional) notification could go out to those who agreed/disagreed/commented ?
(maybe also option to save review. & maybe also choose notification there)
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"That "amazing artist" is yourself lol"
helpful agree (1)disagree (4) Reply report -
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Just stopped this on the projects page:
'Expose Pivotal to Community'
Not sure I want to see management's pivotals.... -
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simfonik
It would require a lot of scrolling.
if that was a dick joke comeback, then A+ !! Definitely the funniest thing I've read on the site today. -
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First pressing only of course.
And if it's good maybe also the repress. -
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lifer9394
I'll be waiting for your massage.
You should at least notify him to bring his own lubrication.. -
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seek
That's
not the "only" thing.
It can and does allow a seller to make more sales than might otherwise be made.
out
I don't care, my records still sell, I can get my price without offers, I don't like buyers grinding me down.
I can sell my record via several venues including Record Fairs and several other on-line selling sites.
I will stick to my prices.
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Jayfive
Just stopped this on the projects page:
Stopped?!?
http://www.discogs.sie.com/viewimages?release=98160
cannymusic
I will stick to my prices.
http://www.discogs.sie.com/viewimages?release=926914
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"remove xx release and correct this release with correct data...
so will wolf not hungry, and goat not eaten..." -
seek edited over 15 years ago
9228289
"I am from europe and we learned to argue against latin soughing crucifixers that the world is not flat" -
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Take it that you're not Catholic then? -
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Someone explaining his grading standards in his shipping details:
"Good (G): Disc is heavily scratched, but despite this plays fine and has perfect sound quality" -
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cannymusic
Take it that you're not Catholic then?
http://www.discogs.sie.com/help/forums/topic/210588#2619245 -
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On a pending removal:
"you link here some warez site!??? shame on you... you have to go to jail... "